I, too, am eyeing Janet's sweet flowers, but I guess my nose isn't on the window.
I still have bird poo splatters (barn swallows) all over the outside of the window I look out with my binoculars to watch my cows. I've merely learned where I can get a clear view without looking at poo close-up.
Windows. It could be my new full-time job if they had their way.
MaryJane Butters, author of Milk Cow Kitchen~ striving for the stoicism of a cow standing in the rain ~